![]() Later in the game, there are actually some guns… but you don’t get to use them. This is how you remind me… to shut this game off. This game would have been so much better with a soundtrack by Nickelback. Super Mario Brothers had better music, too. Maybe behind that shadow, the boy is really Mario. There’s even an “our princess is in another castle” moment in the game. The worst part of this game is the clichéd bullcrap. The moral of the story is that work sucks and it’s better to get eviscerated by a bear trap. That’s the way these art games work, right? I get to make up my own story about the game? Maybe the kid had a bunch of different jobs: park ranger, exterminator, bear trap assembly line worker, hotel maid. I think LIMBO is a commentary on child labor. Did the kid piss off the bear trap factory foreman or something? Did he step on a spider baby? Oh, and there are some people that try to kill you once or twice. Someone randomly left this bear trap on the ground and hid it behind fuzzy black and white grass. So, you keep on going through the forest and then the other areas and the game is cheap as hell. Nobody better talk crap about my Grandma. ![]() It’s in black and white, just like when I got my first television.” Ya know what, Grandma? That’s cool. You know who wants to play a game that’s in black and white? Grandmas that are too stupid to play the Wii. Everyone knows that real games are in color. The entire time I was playing LIMBO, I was waiting for the real game to start. That’s me in the background after 20 minutes with this game. I’m just surprised there was no lava level in the damn game. At least you don’t stay in the forest you get to go to a hotel and then some factory. The game doesn’t have a story, so I don’t have to fake having an emotion about it other than hate. Seriously, who gives a crap? Obviously, not the guy who made the game, because they don’t tell you why the hell you’re asleep in the forest. LIMBO sucks.įirst, the game starts and your character is dead or sleeping or drunk from getting iced too many times. If you think that was bad, get ready to crap your pants like… well… like I did that time I got iced and was puking so bad that I agreed to play this turd of a game. ![]() Now, I read the review that we posted and all of the crap that Futter got for it. I should have taken the alcohol poisoning and considered myself lucky. Apparently, someone decided to spread the pain and torture PC and PS3 users with that “game.” See, LIMBO isn’t the kind of game I would normally play, but one of my broham’s iced me and I was already puking my guts out, so he told me that I could get out of chugging the Smirnof if I played LIMBO. So, last week one of the other guys here did a review of that game LIMBO that came out last year. ![]()
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